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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

(via bartdontlie)

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STEP ONE: Picking a Name (this is the fun part)

1. Pick something you are comfortable with. This is the most important thing, if you think your name sounds funny, or if you feel embarrassed about it, keep looking. If there’s something you really really want, but aren’t sure if people will take you seriously, weigh whether it’s worth it.

2. If you can, try to keep it common. It’s gonna suck for you if no one can pronounce or spell your name, so try not to make it hard on yourself.

3. Think about what your family is going to think about it. If your parents are accepting, you could ask them to help you. It may matter to you what they think about it, so keep them in mind as well.

4. You want something that can be professional. You aren’t always gonna be a cool fifteen year old, someday you are going to have a job, and you want to be taken seriously. You don’t want to have to introduce yourself as Jaguar to a potential client or boss.

5. If you are going on Baby Name sites, find the common ones for your age group, not this years. Today’s modern name trends aren’t going to be the same as the ones in the 90’s.

6. It’s not a race. You don’t have to have a name all picked out and ready to go when you come out. Take the time to find the right one for you.

7. Most of all, picture yourself with your name. Try to imagine introducing yourself as your name, and how other people are going to perceive you.


STEP TWO: Become your new name


1. Begin using your name in writing. Use it online, make a new email address, change your facebook, your tumblr, whatever.

2. Practice writing it. Get your signature down. Figure out all the little details of how to write the letters.

3. Start letting go all the things associated with your old name. That old softball Tshirt with your name on the back? It’s gotta go.

4. Say your name out loud to yourself. The more you hear and see your name, and know it means you, the better you will begin to associate with it.


STEP THREE: Getting other people to use your name (This is the hard part)


1. Have patience. Some people will get it right away, some will take years. It can be very difficult to change the way one thinks about another person, however much they may love and support you.

2. Correct people. If you consistently correct them, they will at least begin thinking before they speak, if not using the correct name. Don’t let people get away with misgendering you, because it is not okay. You may feel uncomfortable with it, but it does need to be done.

3. Make sure that those having trouble with it get to hear other people calling you by your name. Humans tend to go with the easiest path, if everyone around them is calling you Sugarplum, they’re probably gonna call you Sugarplum too.

4. If they refuse to use your name because they are transphobic, find a happy medium, or consider if they are worth your friendship. If you’ve got someone that simply refuses to call you anything but your birthname, try to get them to call you by your last name, or a nickname.

5. Don’t hang around with people that misgender you. They aren’t worth the heartache and the anxiety, and it will only get worse with time. Do yourself a favor and invest in people that truly love you for who you are.

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Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.

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excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

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the spine is an amazing character because he tries so hard to seem cool but hes a huge dork and literally everyone knows hes a huge dork but most of them just pretend like they dont to humor him

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Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

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What the fuck, Orsino

ancient dragon age proverb  
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If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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Anonymous said:

Can someone do something about face dysphoria without taking hormones?


I’m not sure if you want to look more feminine or masculine so I’m just going to stick with what I know as a pre-t trans guy. To make my face look more masculine I get haircuts that square up my face also I clench my jaw more to create more of a jawline. Thats the best I can do but now I have alleviated a lot of dysphoria regarding my face. 

-Dre (anyone else can chime in here)

Also, it’s worth looking into crossplay makeup tips. Learning how to contour your face subtly enough that it changes the look of it but you can’t really tell that you’re wearing makeup. Just a little bit of cheap brown eyeshadow here and there can make a world of difference!

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robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you